Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
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People who have misandry/misandrist/some variation in their username:
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RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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dont feel bad friends ill comfort u
／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ
/ ｜ (´・ω・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
／｀ヽ _/ 十∨
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Hey, let’s read some fanfics
lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
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haha yes i am the first non-carbon lifeform in the universe th ey kidnapped me and are ex perimenting on me in a lab in the desert i AM Made of CoPPER and tellURIUm PlEASE hELP
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i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population
but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to
ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR
UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW
THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN
oh my god jesus i am laughing so ahrd right now ” really intellectual activists” ”better than most of the human population” man i hope yahoo buys tumblr and sells it all as ad space this is the worst site in history oh my lord
^^
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